In the spirit of the holidays:
Saunders the red nosed starter, had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows
All of the other pitchers, used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Saunders join in any pitcher games (of pepper)
Then one muggy SoCal day, Scioscia came to say
Saunders with your nose so bright, won't you start on the mound tonight
Then all the Angels loved him, and they shouted out with glee
Saunders the red-nosed starter, you'll go down in history (with 17 wins and a 3.41 ERA in 2008).
Oh yeah, pick some sunscreen!