The Kansas City Royals are in sole possession of first place in the American League Central!
Please don't rain on my parade by telling me things like:
"We're only two weeks into the season."
"The Royals haven't played anyone except for the Yankees, and they went 1-2 against them."
"They won't go anywhere with Sidney Ponson and Horacio Ramirez in the starting rotation."
I don't care, because the Kansas City Royals are in first place!