Seems Like Forever Since I've Been Able To Say This...

The Kansas City Royals are in sole possession of first place in the American League Central!

Please don't rain on my parade by telling me things like:

"We're only two weeks into the season."
"The Royals haven't played anyone except for the Yankees, and they went 1-2 against them."
"They won't go anywhere with Sidney Ponson and Horacio Ramirez in the starting rotation."

I don't care, because the Kansas City Royals are in first place!